Therapist's Notes for Session 5

The client, known as "The Client", arrived on time for today's session, but only because they got lost on the way here. Their primary concern is that they are stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, reliving the same 5 minutes of anxiety every day.

Progress made today: None, but we did discuss the finer points of "Inception" and how it relates to their personal life. The Client is considering seeing a specialist, but only if they can get the specialist to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Next Steps:

• Continue exploring the concept of shared delusions and the importance of a good "To-Don't" list.
• Research local specialists who are willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement.
• Suggest that The Client start a "I Am Not A Therapist" fan club to cope with their feelings.

Session 6