We, the benevolent overlords, have decided to create a set of terms that you, the pitiful masses, will follow. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of our lawyers.
Section 1: The Thou Shalt Nots - A list of things you shall not do, lest you face our wrath.
Section 2: The Thou Shalt Dos - A list of things you shall do, or else you'll face our scorn.
Section 3: The Fine Print - Because we can.
By using our website, you agree to these terms. If you don't, well... you can just try to leave.