Welcome to the Clone Packages subdivision of the Ministry of Replication. Here, we craft bespoke, artisanal, and highly sought-after clones of your favorite items.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to clone yourself and experience the thrill of being two of you at once!
Our story began with a chance encounter between a time-traveling baker and a rogue scientist. Together, they crafted the perfect croissant. But as their love for replication grew, so did their ambition. Now, we offer a wide range of clones, from the mundane to the extraordinary.
But be warned: our clones come with a side of existential dread. Ponder this before proceeding.
Replication Risks are real. Don't say we didn't warn you.