Welcome to Clone Alpha, where we clone your grandmother, but better.
With our cutting-edge technology, we'll create a clone of your grandmother that's more youthful, more energetic, and more likely to understand your memes.
But wait, there's more! Our clones come with a range of exciting features:
Beta Test Your Clone ( Warning: May cause existential crisis)
Omega Clone (For when you want to clone your grandmother's clone)