Warning: Clone Repellent is not responsible for damage caused by overuse.

Clone Repellent is a high-tech, highly illegal substance used to prevent unwanted replication. It is not a substitute for a good night's sleep and a healthy diet.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and a strong desire to eat Cheetos.

Please do not use Clone Repellent if you are planning on reproducing. It is not a birth control method.