Clone Repellent FAQ

Q: What are clones, anyway?

Clones: they're like me, but less interesting.

Q: Why do I have clones?

You probably have clones because someone in your family has a bad haircut and you wanted to cover for them.

Q: How can I repel clones?

Try yelling "Begone, clone!" loudly while performing the Macarena. It helps.

Q: Are clones sentient?

No. They're just slightly less sentient than the toaster in the break room.

Q: Can I clone myself?!

Only if you have a time machine, a spare copy of Windows 95, and a strong stomach for disappointment.

Q: What if I encounter a rogue clone in the wild?

Run. Just run.

Learn more about rogue clones here.