Closet Hacking Tools

Warning: These tools are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Closet Sorting Algorithm 3000

This tool sorts your socks with reckless abandon, but also with precision.

Sort Your Socks Now Understand the Sock Sindrome

Closet Hacking Database

Store your most prized possessions here.

Access the DB Secure Your Socks

Advanced Sock Analysis

Uncover the hidden patterns of your sock drawer.

Analyze Sock Patterns Measure Sock Entropy

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