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This is the classic. You see, you take a sneaker and you... pinch it. Just pinch it. Like, hard. See how that works?
You know, sometimes you just need to kick it up a notch. Or, you know, a heel. This is the most advanced shoe hacking technique in the book.
Remember, shoe hacking is not just about ruining shoes. It's about creating a better, more perfect shoe for the modern world. A world where sneakers are the ultimate expression of individuality and rebellion.
Or, you know, it's just about being a jerk and making shoes ugly.
Stay tuned for more shoe hacking techniques, and remember: don't get caught.
Or, do. We'll be here.
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