The Officially Recognized Guide to Fashion Abominations
Ugly Sneakers for when you want to scream at children to get off the bus
Oversized Sweaters for when you want to blend in with a dumpster fire
Bright Pink Leggings for when you want to blind everyone within a 10-block radius
Tinfoil Vests for when you want to deflect the sun's rays and your aunt's disapproval
Disclaimer: Not actually a real guide. Please don't actually wear these. We're just here for entertainment.