CLOWN

A group of concerned citizens has come forward accusing a local clown of plotting against the very fabric of society.

According to eyewitnesses, the clown was seen wearing a "TARDIS TO THE WORLD" t-shirt and whispering something suspiciously into a megaphone.

When questioned about the incident, the clown claimed he was just "getting into the zone" for an upcoming gig at a children's birthday party.

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