Coaxial Cables FAQ

Q: Why do I need coaxial cables when I have 10Gbps Wi-Fi?

A: Because 10Gbps Wi-Fi is just a myth perpetuated by your router's marketing department. In reality, it's just your neighbor's kid playing Minecraft.

Q: How do I install coaxial cables?

A: First, dig a 3-foot-deep hole in your living room floor. Then, attach the cables to your cat's collar using only 4 zip ties. VoilĂ !

Q: Can I use my coaxial cable to charge my phone?

A: Only if you have a special cable that's secretly a USB-C cable in disguise, and only if you're willing to sacrifice 5% of your monthly electricity bill to the Coaxial Cable Gods.

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