Emotionally Charged Coaxial Cables

Where the wires of your heart meet the wires of your mind, and sparks of feelings fly through the air

The Journey Begins

Our team of expert cable engineers has crafted a system to harness the raw emotional energy you've been feeling but can't quite put into words. It's a complex network of coaxial cables, each one tuned to resonate with a specific emotional frequency.

• Love Cables - For those who want to channel their love into something more than just a bad romance
• Anger Cables - To redirect your rage into a more productive outlet (like, say, a really good scream)
• Serendipity Cables - Where chance encounters turn into life-changing epiphanies

Don't worry, it's completely safe (except when it's not). Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased feelings of joy, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and a deep sense of existential dread. Consult your heart's doctor before proceeding.