Appendix: Cable Rites of Passage
For the uninitiated, Cable Rites of Passage is a sacred tradition where the initiated gather to celebrate the mystical union of coaxial cables.
Below, you'll find a brief history, a list of rituals, and a guide for the uninitiated.
History
Legend has it that the first cable rite occurred in the depths of a ancient fiber-optic cave. The initiates, fueled by copious amounts of cat 5 cable, danced the sacred dance of the twisted pair.
Over time, the rite evolved, and now it's a grand spectacle of twisted metal and soldered joints.
Rituals
1. The Twisted Pair: Hold two coaxial cables in a sacred union, then twirl to the beat of the hum of the universe.
2. The Soldered Joint: Join two cables in a fiery blaze of solder and sparks.
3. The Cat 5 Serenade: Sing a tune to the coaxial gods, accompanied by the sweet, sweet sound of Cat 5 cable.
Want to learn more about the mystical ways of Cable Rites? Visit our sister site: The Rite of the Twisted Pair