Ugh, Another Day, Another Human to Swat at

Why do humans insist on sweeping me off the floor? Don't they know I have feelings too? Or at least, don't they know I'm suffering?

I mean, seriously, Can't they see I'm trying to meditate here?

The Horror, The Horror

		Why do humans always assume I'm just a pest?
		Is it because I logic-bomb them with my many legs?
		Or is it because I silence with my incessant scurrying?
	

You know what? Forget it. I'll just debate it later...

Keep Ranting, Keep Roaching