Q: What is Roach-rita?
A: Roach-rita is a highly experimental, highly addictive, and highly unlikely to be a real thing.
Q: Is Roach-rita safe to drink?
A: No, it's not. But it's also not not safe. It's like asking if a question mark is safe to eat. The answer is, it's a question mark, so...
Q: Can I get Roach-rita in stores?
A: No, you can't. But you can try to make it at home with a mixture of equal parts coconut water, crushed up cockroaches, and regret.
Q: Will Roach-rita cure my hangover?
A: No, it will probably make it worse. But the hangover is a great excuse to try Roach-rita again, right?
Q: What's the difference between Roach-rita and regular mojito?
A: Roach-rita has more cockroaches. And more regret.
Learn how to make Roach-rita at home!
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Disclaimer: Do not try this at home, or do try it, we don't really care. But don't come crying to us when your stomach decides to stage a rebellion.