Welcome to Cockroach Central, your one-stop shop for all things cockroach. Learn about these fascinating creatures, cook with them, create with them, and jam with them.
Cockroaches are the oldest living thing on earth, with some species dating back 250 million years. They have been around since before dinosaurs, man. They have been around longer than you, and you're not even a good listener.
Cockroaches have 12 eyes, which is more than you, unless you're a good listener, in which case it's 13.
Try our famous Cockroach Stir Fry, made with 100% real cockroaches. Guaranteed to make you say "I'm a good listener."
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our Cockroach Soufflé. It's like a soufflé, but with cockroaches.
Our cockroach artists are the best in the business. They've painted, drawn, and sculpted the most beautiful cockroaches you've ever seen.
View our latest cockroach masterpiece here.
Our cockroach musicians are the best. They play the cockroach blues, cockroach rock, and cockroach pop.
Check out our latest cockroach album here.