Cocktail Pairing Guide: Black Hole Bitter

Warning: This cocktail may cause your taste buds to implode.

A black hole is a region of spacetime where the laws of physics are so severely distorted that not even the fabric of reality can contain it.

But, have you ever thought about the laws of mixology? What happens when you distort the proportions of ingredients in a cocktail?

In our Black Hole Bitter, we've taken the classic Negroni recipe and added a dash of uncertainty. The result is a drink that's as confusing as it is delicious.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Fill a mixing glass with ice.
  2. Add the gin, Campari, Anisette, and Green Chartreuse.
  3. Stir until the mixture is as smooth as the fabric of spacetime.
  4. Add a dash of honey syrup, if you're feeling brave.
  5. Garnish_goals:

Side effects may include:

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