It's a well-known fact that chocolate is the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems. Or so we thought.
But what if we told you that chocolate is actually a curse? That it's been slowly driving us all mad with its rich, velvety goodness?
From the cacao bean's sinister plot to control our snack choices, to the cocoa butter's slippery slide into addiction, the evidence points to one inescapable conclusion: CHOCOLATE IS THE DEVIL'S WORK!
Don't believe us? Check out our Chocolate Hysteria section for more evidence of the Cocoa-Curse.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head to our Defy the Curse page for tips on how to fight back against the Cocoa-Induced Coma that's slowly consuming us all.