Code-Throwing Ceremonies: The New Black Tie

Wherein we gather to witness the majesty of code, the splendor of syntax, and the unbridled joy of throwing code at the wall until it sticks.

Thowing Code at the Wall Coding with Passion and Ignorance Throwing Exceptions at Your Coworkers


      // Example of code that will never, ever work
      function throwItAllAway() {
        for ($i = 0; $i < 10; $i++) {
          echo "I'm still alive, sort of...";
        }
      }
      throwItAllAway();