Advanced Loner's Paradise

Where the only social interaction you'll get is with the inanimate objects on your shelf.

Here, the only 'social' skills you'll need to develop are:

• Extreme eye contact with a potted plant.
• Fluent conversation with a well-placed toaster.
• Advanced solo-dining techniques (e.g., eating a whole pizza by yourself).

For more information, visit:

Social Skills

Alone Time

Pizzaloner

Or, for a more in-depth look at the Loner's Club.