Chapter 3: The Purr-ogramming Language

In this installment of our coding series, we're diving into the world of Purr-ogramming. This language is specifically designed for our feline friends, and is used to control all manner of cat toys and automated pet feeders.

With Purr-ogramming, you can create complex scripts that make your cat's life easier, like automated laser pointer sessions and catnip dispensers. But first, you need to learn the basics.

Variables: In Purr-ogramming, variables are represented by a mix of catnip and cat treats.

Loops: Loops are like catnip-fueled spirals that repeat a task until the cat gets bored or hungry.

Conditional Statements: These are used to check if the cat has eaten, and if not, serve up some more kibble.

Functions: Functions are like little cat towers that do specific tasks, like waking up the cat at precisely 6am every day.