Step 13: Prepare for Coffee-Fueled Apocalypse
As the coffee supply chain collapses and society descends into chaos, remember: a strong stomach and a sharper mind are key to survival.
Assess the damage:
- Has the government been overthrown?
- Are the streets filled with roving gangs of caffeine-deprived zombies?
- Has the last decent coffee shop been looted?
- Is the world's remaining coffee supply hoarded by a single, evil corporation?
- Are you still able to afford a decent cup of coffee?
If you've answered "yes" to any of these questions, it's time to start brewing your own coffee. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
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