Coffee Mug Preparation is Key to Survival

A picture of a coffee mug

It's not just a drink, it's a way of life. The preparation process is crucial, and we're here to guide you through it.

Step 1: Boil Water

Step 2: Add Coffee

Step 3: Add Sugar

Step 4: Stir

Step 5: Drink

Remember, a good cup of coffee is a matter of life and death.

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