Step 1: Consume 200ml of Coffee
Initial caffeine intake is crucial for the protocol's success.
- Drink 200ml of freshly brewed coffee.
- Do not exceed 200ml, or risk severe consequences.
Now, proceed to Step 2.
Step 2: Nap
Allow your brain to process the caffeine.
- Find a comfortable sleeping position.
- Set a timer for 20 minutes.
- Do not wake up until the timer expires.
Now, proceed to Step 3.
Step 3: Reboot
Wake up, refreshed and ready to tackle the world.
- Stretch your limbs.
- Check your email.
- Face the crushing despair of the world.