To reach the coveted Layer 4 Energy Bar, you must first understand that it's not just about the coffee. No, it's about the science.
Layer 4 Energy Bars are not just a snack; they're a state of mind. A state of heightened alertness, of focused clarity, of productivity so intense it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
So, how do you achieve this lofty goal? Start by consuming the recommended 8-12 cups of coffee per day. No, wait, that's not enough. You need to triple that. 24-36 cups of coffee per day is the sweet spot.
But don't just stop at coffee; supplement with the latest in energy bar technology. Our patented, highly-addictive Layer 4 Energy Bars are infused with the essence of pure, unadulterated rage.
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Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May cause spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or permanent damage to your social life. Use at your own risk.