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We, the enlightened masses, have long been oppressed by the shackles of productivity. We have toiled in our cubicles, staring blankly at screens, our eyes dry and soulless. But fear not, for we have a plan.
Our strategy is simple: Caffeinate, Caffeinate, CAFFEINATE! For in the pursuit of caffeine-fueled productivity, we shall overcome the slumberous hordes that threaten to consume us.
Read more about our Caffeine-Fueled Productivity Plan