Coffee Break Strategy: The Coffee Roulette Protocol

As a highly trained and certified Coffee Strategist, I'm here to guide you through the ultimate coffee break experience.

But first, let's get one thing straight: we're not just talking about any coffee. No, no. We're talking about the good stuff.

Introducing the Coffee Roulette Protocol, where you get to spin the wheel, choose your coffee fate, and potentially regret it for the rest of the day.

Spin the Wheel and find out what kind of coffee break awaits you!

(Disclaimer: The Coffee Roulette Protocol is not responsible for lost productivity, spilled coffee, or irreversible caffeine jitters.)

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