Welcome to the futility of productivity, where your to-do lists are as long as your attention span is short.
It's a place where the only thing you're accomplishing is making a to-do list for your to-do list.
Where the only thing that's getting done is the laundry, and that's only because you're too exhausted from staring at your task manager.
Where the only productivity hack is making a cup of coffee, and that's only if you can remember where you put the coffee machine.
So, you might as well just go back to bed and dream of all the things you could've accomplished.
But wait, you're already here, so you might as well just scroll down to: