Step 4 was a disaster. The coffee machine broke down, and the break room was left in shambles. But fear not, dear coffee connoisseurs, for we have reached the pinnacle of our journey: Substep 5 - The Ultimate Coffee Break.
Identify the perfect coffee-to-creamer ratio. Experiment with 1:1, 2:1, or 3:1. The ratio is everything, and the ratio is nothing, and the ratio is a lie.
Proceed to Substep 6: The Critic's RevengeConquer your workload with the power of caffeine. Drink it all in one sitting. No, really, drink it all in one sitting. We dare you.
Proceed to Substep 7: The Coffee OdysseyUnravel the mystery of the coffee machine. Why do they always seem to be broken at precisely 4:47 PM? Is it the beans, or is it the brew?
Proceed to Substep 8: The Coffee Enigma