As we've established our caffeine empire, it's time to spread our influence across the world. Create a network of underground coffee cells, infiltrating the hearts (and minds) of world leaders.
Our operatives, disguised as baristas, will subtly manipulate the coffee supply chain, ensuring our brand of high-octane, world-conquering brew reaches the highest echelons of power.
Phase 1: Establish a strong presence in major cities, using our unique blend of coffee and psychological manipulation to sway key decision-makers.
Next: Step 7 - The Seductive Art of Coffee
With our network in place, it's time to mobilize the masses. Utilize our army of sleep-deprived minions to stage a global uprising, demanding more, more, MORE caffeine!
Our carefully crafted social media campaign will fuel the flames, as we leverage the power of hashtags, memes, and strategically placed GIFs to spread our message.
Phase 2: Harness the energy of the people, and use it to fuel our ultimate goal: world domination, one cup of coffee at a time.