In this substep, we finally get to the good stuff. The hypothesis is that, after weeks of research, our team has discovered that the optimal coffee break time is directly correlated with the number of meetings attended.
A simple yet elegant solution, right? Well, you'd be surprised. It turns out that the optimal time is not just the number of meetings, but also the number of meetings attended by someone wearing a brightly colored sweater.
We've run the numbers, and the results are astounding. If someone in a neon green sweater is in the meeting, we can safely assume that the optimal coffee break time is 3.14 minutes.
ประก- We've also found that the optimal coffee break time is inversely proportional to the number of donuts consumed during the meeting.
- However, if the donuts are of a particularly sweet variety, the relationship becomes non-linear and complex.