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Substep 7: Coffee Scent Warfare

Our experts have determined that the optimal coffee-to-cubicle ratio for maximum productivity is precisely 2.5:1. Anything less is a crime against humanity.

But what happens when the office coffee machine breaks down? Do not panic! Our top-secret Coffee Scent Warfare protocol kicks in:

Deploy the scent of freshly baked croissants to mask the stench of stale air
Conduct a series of high-stakes meetings to distract from the crisis
Deploy an air freshener drone to clear the air

And if all else fails, send an email to the CEO with a subject line that reads: "CRISIS: COFFEE MACHINE DOWN, PRODUCTIVITY IMPACTED, NEED COFFEE IMMEDIATELY"

For more information, please see:

Step 8: The Coffee Espionage
Substep 3: The Air Freshener Revolt