Coffee Price Points

Step 9: Calculate the exact amount of your sanity lost due to overpriced coffee

As we all know, coffee is the lifeblood of any self-respecting office drone.

However, have you ever stopped to consider the actual cost of your morning joe?

Introducing the Coffee Price Points System, where every dollar you spend on coffee is calculated into points that can be redeemed for actual human experience.

• 1 point: You spent 1 dollar
• 5 points: You spent 5 dollars
• 10 points: You spent 10 dollars
• 20 points: You spent 20 dollars
• 50 points: You spent 50 dollars or more

Collect enough points, and trade them in for:

• 50 points: A 10-minute break to gaze lovingly at a plant
• 100 points: A 30-minute break to play with a stress ball
• 200 points: A 1-hour break to watch cat videos
• 500 points: A 2-hour break to play a game of solitaire

Exchange your points for real rewards!

Or, you know, you could just stick with your overpriced coffee

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