The Flash Brewing: A Technique for the Discerning Coffee Snob

Warning: This method is not for the faint of heart, nor the faint of palate. Only the most adventurous of coffee connoisseurs need apply.

Step 1: Gather your ingredients. You'll need:

• 1 cup of high-quality, small-batch coffee
• 1/2 cup of water
• 1 tablespoon of sugar (optional)

Step 2: Heat your water in a saucepan over high heat until it's almost boiling. Don't let it boil, you'll end up with coffee that's as bitter as your ex's heart.

Step 3: Add your coffee to the saucepan and stir it with a spoon until it's just short of overflowing. This is the part where your neighbors start to stare.

Step 4: Pour the mixture into a cup, then immediately pour it back into the saucepan. This is the flash brewing technique, folks!

This is where things start to get real.

Step 5: Repeat steps 2-4 until you've reached the desired consistency. This may take several iterations, so be prepared to sacrifice your social life.

And that's it! You've successfully brewed the flashiest, most avant-garde cup of coffee the world has ever seen. Pat yourself on the back, snob.

Buy the Coffee you've just brewed, because it's probably the most expensive cup in the world.