You've been tasked with pulling off the ultimate heist: stealing a cup of coffee from the break room. Sounds simple, but trust us, it's not. It takes finesse, cunning, and a healthy dose of caffeine.
Here's our comprehensive guide to making off with the morning's most coveted commodity.
Scout out your mark: the break room. Observe the security cameras, the coffee machine's coffee-to-creamer ratio, and the unwritten rules of the office fridge.
Create a diversion: spill a cup of water on the floor, make a phone call, or engage the office clown (that one guy) in a heated discussion about the weather.
Diversions that work, and some that don't
Make the heist: grab that cup of joe and get out, get out, GET OUT.