Coffee Machine Model 1005

A machine so advanced, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

Features:

• 100% pure, unadulterated coffee
• Can make a cappuccino with 17 different flavor profiles
• Self-cleaning mode: automatically disassembles and reassembles itself every 5 hours
• Includes a built-in, patented "Soul-Searcher" feature: will ask you existential questions while it brews your coffee