Coffee Machine Hacks: The Ultimate Guide to Brewing Like a Boss

Warning: The Following Hacks May Cause Excessive Caffeine Intoxication and Spontaneous Human Combustion

Are you tired of being a coffee snob? Do you want to brew your own artisanal coffee without losing an entire day to experimentation? Look no further! The following hacks will have you sipping like a pro in no time.

Hack 1: The 4-1-4 Method

Also known as the "I'm a functioning member of society" method, this hack involves brewing 4 cups of coffee, drinking 1 cup, then immediately refilling the pot with more coffee. Rinse and repeat. Results in 4 cups of coffee and 0 social skills.

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