Welcome, minions, to the most comprehensive guide to coffee pairing in the galaxy! As a Galactic Overlord, you know that the right coffee pairing can elevate your intergalactic diplomacy to new heights or, at the very least, make your planetary invasions slightly more tolerable. In this guide, we'll cover the essentials of pairing coffee with the most exotic, the most mundane, and the most likely-to-cause-a-riot-in-the-pantry foods in the galaxy.