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In a world where the coffee gods have forsaken thee, the latte stands as the ultimate expression of desperation. A mix of steamed milk and espresso, it's the perfect blend of flavors to soothe the savage beast that is your morning.
Milk MistakesA shot of pure, unadulterated darkness. No milk, no sugar, no mercy. This is the coffee of the gods, or so we're told. In reality, it's just a bunch of bitter nonsense.
Bitter Battles