Welcome, friend, to the most hallowed of halls, where the art of coffee ritual is revered and revered. In these hallowed halls, we take the ancient tradition of coffee-making and turn it into a ritual worthy of the gods.
Or, at the very least, a ritual worth a good chunk of change.
The eternal conundrum: small, medium, or large? The answer, dear friend, is not as simple as you think.
The ancient art of roasting, where the line between good and evil is blurred.
For when you've mastered the art of coffee, but your cream game is still weak.
And that's not all, folks! We have more subpages to explore, including:
The Coffee Machine: A Study in Obsessive Design
Where the lines between form and function are blurred beyond recognition.
The Snobbery of Coffee: Where Passion Meets Pretentiousness
A journey through the looking glass, where you'll discover the dark underbelly of coffee snobbery.