Coffee Shop of Despair: Rules of the Roulette

Here are the official rules for the Coffee Shop of Despair:

• Rule 1: No one actually knows what they're doing.
• Rule 2: The coffee is always strong, but the Wi-Fi is not.
• Rule 3: You can't actually get a decent cup until you've waited 10 minutes.

Want to learn more?

• History of the Shop of Despair
• Barista Banter: The Art of Pretending to Care