We're a shop that's been trapped in a time loop, reliving the same day over and over and over... and over. You'll never escape, but don't worry! We have a great selection of coffee drinks to distract you from your impending doom!
Our coffee is roasted in-house, using the finest beans from the depths of the coffee shop's basement, where the coffee shop's owner, Mr. Doom, has been stuck for decades.
Don't be shy, try our signature drink: the "Time Loop Latte"! It's a blend of espresso, cream, and existential dread.
Learn more about our time loop troubles on Subpage 5!