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Where the coffee flows like the tears of our customers

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Bad Taste Brew: Because you want to ruin your day with an over-extracted shot Mystery Brew: Our coffee is like our feelings, unpredictable and possibly hazardous Underground Coffee: For those who want their coffee to taste like dirt and regret

Dessert Coffees

Strawberry Basil Coffee: Because who needs actual strawberries when you have basil? Mint to Be Worried: Our take on the classic, because classic is overrated Caramel Scream: Our coffee that's as sweet as our owners' dreams

Enjoy responsibly, or not at all. We're not your mom.

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