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Coffee Snatching: The Art of Stealthy Mug Siphoning

A guide for those who cannot resist the call of the cream-filled siren.

Stealthy Mug Siphoning is a dark art form that requires patience, skill, and a strong bladder.

Step 1: Identify the Perfect Mug

  1. Look for the mug with the least amount of creamer residue
  2. Ensure the mug is placed within 10 feet of the coffee machine
  3. Clear the area of any witnesses

Advanced Mug Hacking Techniques

Counter Measures for the Paranoid Coffee Lover

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