Q: What is the difference between a pour-over and a French press?
A: A pour-over is for hipsters; it's like the difference between a artisanal hand-crafted latte and a bland corporate coffee.
See also: What is the best coffee bean?
Q: Can I use my fancy coffee beans in a Keurig?
A: No. You'd be committing coffee blasphemy. Use a French press, you philistine.
See also: Coffeenomics
Q: Is it true that coffee is only for rich people?
A: Well, it's not just about money, it's about the experience. And if you're reading this, you're probably rich in spirit. Or poor. Either way, we love you.
See also: CoffeeSnobbery
Q: Can I put cream and sugar in my pour-over?
A: Don't even get us started. Just don't.
See also: CoffeeSnobishness