COFFEE WITHDRAWAL SUPPORT GROUP
Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending nightmare, but you can't quite put your finger on why? Do you find yourself pacing around the house in a daze, wondering where the coffee is? Congratulations! You might be experiencing COFFEE WITHDRAWAL!
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable yawning
- Exhaustion
- Mood swings
- Increased irritability
- Unrelenting desire to scream at the top of your lungs "WHERE IS THE COFFEE?!"
What to Do:
Don't worry, friend! We're here for you. Join us for a support group where you can:
- Share your story
- Meet others who understand the struggle
- Learn coping mechanisms
- Get free coffee
Upcoming Meetings:
Our support group meets every Tuesday at 3 PM in the abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our schedule: