We're not your average coffee shop. Our Typica beans are grown on the moon of Gloopernacks, harvested by the infamous space-bean-hunter, Captain Zorgon.
Our beans are known for their extreme flavor profiles, which can range from "burning dumpster fire" to "hint of desperation."
Visit our Medium-Dark Roast page to see how we transform these lunar-grown beans into a brew that'll make you question your life choices.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Exotic Roast for a taste that's out of this world.
Don't forget to check out our Subscription Service to get your monthly dose of Typica Beans delivered right to your doorstep (or spaceship).