Coffeecrime Strategy: Substep 5 - The Coffee is Coming for You

Warning: Coffee is a highly addictive substance. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Insomnia
• Aggression
• Excessive use of the phrase "Just one more cup"

But don't worry! With our Coffeecrime strategy, you'll be prepared for the impending doom of caffeine withdrawal.

Or, if you're feeling brave, Take the Coffeecrime Suicide Mission

Need Help? Call the Coffeecrime Helpline