Coffe Crisis

We are currently experiencing a severe shortage of caffeine due to an unexpected shortage of beans.

Our scientists are working around the clock to resolve the issue, but until then, we recommend consuming only the most extreme amounts of coffee to survive.

For those who are experiencing symptoms of the Caffeine Emergency, please consult our Symptoms Page for guidance.

And for those who want to take matters into their own hands, visit our Bean Stock Piloting Page to learn more about the art of bean hoarding.

Current Caffeine Levels:

0/100 cups of coffee remaining

Donate a bean!

Note: Do not attempt to brew your own coffee, as this will only exacerbate the situation.