Insurance Coverage for Caffeine-Induced Inferno

Sorry, you should not have clicked that button. Now you're facing a lawsuit.

Our team is on the way to put out the fire, but we can't guarantee your coverage will be approved.

Policy Details:

Policy #CB-001: "Caffeine-Induced Inferno" coverage includes:

• One-time coverage for a maximum of 4 hours of fire department response time
• 50% off all future coffee purchases at local cafes
• A complimentary fire extinguisher for your home

Don't try this at home, kids.